"Evangelical"

 

To Whom It May Concern,

If it wasn't the attempted theft then what caused it all? Oh, did someone not get enough hugs? Surely that can be fixed by gripping your meaty little digits around someone who didn't belong to you and then, when you finally realize that that wasn't the route you should've gone then, it became something bigger and far more nefarious.

After all that bonding and time taken...it all goes up in flames like a fucked up magic trick. Shame those are the only tricks that get burned properly.

It's cool though. It was clear that would be your addiction...ruining fathers.

It wouldn't be long to circle back, down shift, make one and then wreck it like a Buick on prom night. Oh the issues with that one were...magnificent. Sputtering transmission, sub-par power supply, etc etc etc. Hell, that one is slated for demo any time now...sputter sputter...ka-chunk. You know what they say about those packs of crap.

Yikes now the next victim was...well...poorly made with incompetent parts...you'd learn what that's like later as well. This one had a gnarled frame, poor circulation & lacked the horsepower but damn did it have torque...well...almost enough but not just the right amount to get a point across or fix the driver's ego.

This last one, wasn't so easy...wasn't taking a loss on the track & sure as shit wasn't being sat it, controlled & wrecked like the rest. That's the point that fouled the selling...as is, needs a little work, will run like a champ, doesn't accept mediocre drivers or operators.

Well hell, if you can't get the spark plug to fire, engine running, secure the cargo or have a solid get away route...then you can't fuck with outlaws...and you...you couldn't even keep the gang together.

You make crew members leave, sponsors pull out & fans empty the stands.

Shame. Pure Shame.

It looks like Johnny D isn't the only one with that shirt now.