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While I’ve been supremely distracted by the fact that I’m lackluster, cheaply useable & deeply unfuckable...unattractive...unloveable I did get to start watching “Death to 2020” on Netflix...and I’m happy to say...my non-binary she/he, daughter/son, Mackenzie (Christian) Jean Johnson (Hall), had a super leveled amount of laughs and rage moments...together.

“We want to relive the events of 2020...”

...”Why the FUCK would you wanna do that?!”

I’m so thankful for that. We bonded. In the realest of ways...which with my old dad ways involved a lot of pauses, explainations & fist-bumps.

Thank you Cosmos...Sagan gave us a heads-up on you...and he won’t wrong.

I’m momentarily content. I will grip it with white kuckels, hope it thinks that I’m prettty and try to ride it until my hips break and my man pieces go dead.

Comedy is what keeps me afloat...except mine is Titanic era quality and my scoliosis is keeping my hands from plugging the rip.