“Awkward much...”

Chesterfield.

Golf community.

Clearing out a basement and garage...

The basement was fully finished.

The garage was clean AF.

...among the items was a stone rooster...a piece bought without reason, a purchase lost in translation...

...until today...

I got called out by a 40+ year old woman, in reference to said rooster...

“Wouldn’t you like to take this 2ft, rock hard cock, home with you...?...that’d make a pair, right?”

...omg...dafaq?!?!...I’m just looking to cook & play Xenoblade...I’m guessing that’s what made you ask that question...face THE FUCK palm...

I don’t slang without reason.

Ugh...rebounds...

No TEE EYE?!?!

Pssssh...ain’t to meat for that seat...fo sho...