“Fear and Loathing in...”

I don’t like hospitals 🏥 or doctors. That being said I went a doctor today because I’ve been having terrible abdominal pain.

Dr: “how would you describe the pain?”

Me: “imagine a midget on a seadoo made of razors carving it up on waves of intestines.”

Blood drawn. Pee tested. Enzymes looked thru. Then the abdominal example...and I flinched, several times...then it was decided that I need to have a CT scan for more answers.

I don’t like hospitals or doctors...I became Bob from “SLC Punk”.

“I FUCKING HATE DOCTORS MAN!!!”

So yeah. I immediately caved and agreed to it.

I have a CT scan. Soon. I’m trying not to wig or freak. I know it’s absolutely ridiculous...for sure. Hence biting the bullet and going forward.

...fuck a fucking fuck with the intensity of a fucked fuck fucking the fuck out of a fuck...

...Cookies and Cream...sounds nice but isn’t in the foreseeable future at the moment...