“Random To Rando”

So I get a random ass text from the ex early as shit on Sunday morning…just “hi”. Like what the fuck is that?! So I asked…supposedly it was “a drunk text”. Okay, yeah…sure. I don’t buy it. For one why wouldn’t you drunk text a friend or whoever you’re fucking? Why the ex…ESPECIALLY after MONTHS of radio silence? For two why is my number still in their phone? For what reason?

Frankly and firmly I belive this is just their new game to play: random text, argument, go silent for months on end & repeat. Fine if that’s the game they want to play so be it…each interact from here on out will increasingly more aggressive. I have ZERO problem playing the game in return. Game the fuck on.

Luckily there is a way to combat the fuckery: midday blowjob from the hot little number from Sheetz in Tappahannock. You wanna talk about SUCTION?! God damn! She damn near sucked my soul out in the truck…jeez…also like a pro she cupped the balls the ENTIRE time. That’s elite status shit. Gotta say: DEFINITELY top 5 mouth game for sure.